Wednesday, April 4, 2007
SMOOCHIE SMOOCHIE
The other night Steve brought home Chinese. I ate a fortune cookie and this was my fortune, again, I will preempt with "I swear I'm not joking". Ok here's my big fortune. DON'T KISS AN ELEPHANT ON THE LIPS TODAY"...What in the sam hell kind of fortune is that? What happened to "your a lovely person and will have a windfall of money come your way". Did the fortune cookie physics go on strike or something?Ok fine, I will try and refrain just for today, there will be no elephant kissing. Got it. Oh, and in case anyone is wondering "Hai-zi" means "children" in Chinese. Sounded like a sneeze to me.
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PLEASE..... PLEASE.... do not tell me that fortune cookies are fake. Im still holding on to one in my wallet that says I will be paid back for all my kindness with wealth. If I thought all that kindness would not be repaid what would be the point... ha-ha only kidding. I also have one thats in a picture frame with me and Alicia Brown standing in front of Buckingham palace that says you will stand on the soil of many lands. SEE THEY CAN'T BE FAKE... so pucker up baby.
If Confucius say not to kiss an elephant, than you had better take his advice! John, being Chinese, always tells me to avoid smooching large mammals.
A good idea I think not to smooch large mammels. Im now convinced there was just some terrible mix up at the plant. My elephant fortune was meant for someone in Africa. And some little boy in Libera has my fortune that says "your going to live a lifetime of peace happiness and wealth". Obviously thats the one that was meant for me ;o). So there, there not fake at all.
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