Wednesday, March 14, 2007

I swear im not joking....

Im so going to get struck by lightning for this one, but Ive had a rough day and it made me laugh (albeit at someone elses expense). I was reading the newspaper tonight and came across an obit for Harry Pitts. Yes thats right folks, Harry Pitts. He also leaves a son, Harry R Pitts! Why on earth would you do that to a child?! We have options here people. Go by Harold at the very least! Perhaps Hank would do. If you have to name your child Harry Pitts, dont give R as a middle name because it really sounds like Harry Arm Pitts!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

OK enough about Harry Pits. Did Izzy sleep with George?

Sally said...

Judy was that you? I suspect it is!

Evil Dahlia said...

Ohhh....I've so got this one topped! When I was in high school, there was a senior when I was a freshman with the last named Hoar (pronounced like "whore"). His name was John, thankfully (and I had a mean crush on him..hehehe), BUT he had a grandfather, uncle and cousin with the same name...Harold. Only they all went by Harry Hoar. Seriously...with a last name like that, I would go by Harold or my middle name.

Then a few years ago I was going through the obits and I came across one written up for...."Fuzzy Johnson"!! NO KIDDING!!! And it was a woman! Her nickname was Fuzzy, I think her real name was Elizabeth I think, but they called her "Fuzzy" throughout the whole obit! Can you imagine? I'm sure she got the nickname back in the day where "johnson" didn't mean dirty!